"Jonathon Seagull spent the rest of his days alone, but he flew way out beyond the Far Cliffs. His one sorrow was not solitude, it was that other gulls refused to believe the glory of flight that awaited them; they refused to open their eyes and see. He learned more each day... What he had once hoped for the Flock, he now gained for himself alone; he learned to fly, and was not sorry for the price that he had paid." (Richard Bach)
Thursday, January 14, 2010
What's Grosser Than Gross?
Listening to 3 tweenage girls munch on popcorn while having stuffy noses and thinking that all 3 of their hands are going into the same bowl. Yummy.
Um, did you forget the day that Tyler was playing with his dingaling all morning and then tried to stick his hand in the cereal box? Yeah, I thought so.
I recently had to pull a toilet paper roll out of the Sauer's toilet because they don't keep it on a holder attached to the wall. And did I mention that Ethan dropped it in there after he had peed? Beyond gross!
I knew a girl once who had dropped her keys in the toilet by accident. Did she reach in and get them? No. She flushed the toilet thinking she would get fresh water and then she could get them. But....yes, the keys went down and she was locked out of her care and house! Duh!
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Um, did you forget the day that Tyler was playing with his dingaling all morning and then tried to stick his hand in the cereal box? Yeah, I thought so.
Sitting in front of the Clark's for an hour?
I recently had to pull a toilet paper roll out of the Sauer's toilet because they don't keep it on a holder attached to the wall. And did I mention that Ethan dropped it in there after he had peed? Beyond gross!
I knew a girl once who had dropped her keys in the toilet by accident. Did she reach in and get them? No. She flushed the toilet thinking she would get fresh water and then she could get them. But....yes, the keys went down and she was locked out of her care and house! Duh!
How about trying to scrape gum out of a cloth diaper?
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