NTS: Buy Bill Some Glasses

My glasses are all crooked. Bill lost his glasses and now he decided to put on mine so he could read something. He stretched them all out and now they sit lopsided on my nose. Plus, these skinny wire frames just plain don't look good on him. He had some with black frames that looks G.O.O.D. He'd be reading and then look over the top of them to say something to me and... well, I liked those glasses. A lot. Where oh where did they go?!