"Jonathon Seagull spent the rest of his days alone, but he flew way out beyond the Far Cliffs. His one sorrow was not solitude, it was that other gulls refused to believe the glory of flight that awaited them; they refused to open their eyes and see. He learned more each day... What he had once hoped for the Flock, he now gained for himself alone; he learned to fly, and was not sorry for the price that he had paid." (Richard Bach)
Sunday, December 28, 2008
My Husband Has A Drinking Problem...
I went to bed with a clear counter and woke up to this:
Wo, was he up peeing all night long? He must have waited to drink all of his fluids for the day right before bed. Either that or he had a party with some friends at the park while you were sleeping. I don't know, I'm getting suspicious! Just kidding. That is crazy though!!!
At least he drank some water...that's pretty healthy. I guess it doesn't really count if that container was filled with something else, or only had a gulp in it.
I see more than a drinking problem! He also either has an identity problem (can't distingulish between the counter, and the trash can) or an aim problem (couldn't make it to the trash) Maye he had to pee too bad to even try! "We" have those same issues here. Must be contagious.
In his defense, they probably only had about a cup of fluid in each of them. Mo, where do you see water?! From left to right that would be apple juice, milk, lemonade, and Coke. Water would be the only thing left in the fridge:) And Sue... recycle! He'd have to rinse and drain those babies if he really wanted to hide the evidence properly.
I wouldnt care about the drinking problem but I would teach him how to recycle that is something I am still teaching Jason to do I always find things in the trash that go in the recycle.
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Wo, was he up peeing all night long? He must have waited to drink all of his fluids for the day right before bed. Either that or he had a party with some friends at the park while you were sleeping. I don't know, I'm getting suspicious! Just kidding. That is crazy though!!!
At least he drank some water...that's pretty healthy. I guess it doesn't really count if that container was filled with something else, or only had a gulp in it.
I see more than a drinking problem! He also either has an identity problem (can't distingulish between the counter, and the trash can) or an aim problem (couldn't make it to the trash) Maye he had to pee too bad to even try! "We" have those same issues here. Must be contagious.
In his defense, they probably only had about a cup of fluid in each of them. Mo, where do you see water?! From left to right that would be apple juice, milk, lemonade, and Coke. Water would be the only thing left in the fridge:) And Sue... recycle! He'd have to rinse and drain those babies if he really wanted to hide the evidence properly.
I wouldnt care about the drinking problem but I would teach him how to recycle that is something I am still teaching Jason to do I always find things in the trash that go in the recycle.
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