To Hell With Chickens, I Want a Cow

With the amount of milk that my family consumes, the 2 fabulous cream sauces that I've made this past week, and my love for real butter, I've decided that I want a cow. I have enough friends with chickens, so maybe we can trade eggs for milk. Apparently one cow can produce enough milk for my whole neighborhood, for a week, in one day. Now that's some serious overproduction. Anyway, I'm just not sure what to do with all the cow pies yet and am not sure about the city ordinance on owning a cow. So, for now, I'll wait.