NTS: "Note to Self"

I'm starting a new "column" on my blog. I will label it NTS so I can keep a running log of all the notes I need to keep my life sane. Obviously it is not really a note just to myself since I'm posting it on my blog. Duh. And, if you know me at all, it's not even a real note. It's just a ridiculous thing that occurred that I decided to make note of so I can laugh about it now, or later.